red rooster wifi

The best thing at red roosters, which doesn’t say much considering it is shit

worst wifi imaginable

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz October 10, 2015

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

Shoot the rooster

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

by Lahist March 7, 2023

Shindig Rooskie

A humongous shit show, whoop ass of a party. Infamously known for copious amounts of alcohol, debauchery, nudity, and middle to high class college girls categorized as "down to fuck" and "you're out of your league, good luck."

That "Shindig Rooskie" we were at last night was the tits.
Yah man, my penis literally broke off in that chick's vagina
We were literally too fucked up to walk.
Yeah, how did things end up with you and Valerie?
In bed at 3 a.m., jacked it until 3:30 a.m.
Woah man sorry to hear about that.

by Sabasaber89 April 24, 2011

Teddy Roosevelt

A sexual maneuver where you use sandpaper in place of a condom and have anal sex with someone causing massive bleeding and pain. Derived from Teddy Roosevelt being a rough rider.

Chris: What's the most horrible disgusting sexual maneuver you can possibly think of?

Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!

by Ev3ntH0r1z0n November 17, 2010

roos

Underwear. Short for under-roos.

"Mandi, when you bend over, I can totally see your roos."

by #1Hooch May 7, 2010