1 definition by Ev3ntH0r1z0n
A sexual maneuver where you use sandpaper in place of a condom and have anal sex with someone causing massive bleeding and pain. Derived from Teddy Roosevelt being a rough rider.
Chris: What's the most horrible disgusting sexual maneuver you can possibly think of?
Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!
Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!
by Ev3ntH0r1z0n November 15, 2010