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relaxed finger maneuver

the relaxed finger maneuver is when you gently move your finger a long a females body making her super horny
GUY: dude i did the relaxed finger maneuver to my girlfriend yesterday and totally got a handjob

GUY2: dude i told you i knew how to get chicks

GUY: then why dont you have a girlfriend

GUY2: lefty hasnt taught me that
by s2n Lefty June 20, 2008
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relaxipate

to chill yourself the fuck out, to calm yourself down, to quit worrying needlessly. Used primarily by seasoned stoners when dealing with a younger, more inexperienced smoker who is freaking out.
"We smoked with Chris yesterday and he started freaking out so we told him to relaxipate and embrace his high."
by Max Sloan August 4, 2007
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Relaxtivity

An activity that while doing provides relaxation to the individual.
I find that walking through the forest give me a lot of relaxtivity because the forest sounds soothe me.
by lab man December 15, 2009
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relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.
Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.
by Kwandell Peckerwood August 4, 2010
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relaxion action

relaxion action: a "doing" or activity that involves muscles and or heating up, panting and an euphoric (relaxation) aftermath. Seemingly this should be "action relaxion" since the "relaxion" follows the "action" but it is socially accepted as "relaxion action". But it is widely understood, as it almost goes without saying as "doing" something sporty and/or heart rate increasing for that specific euphoric aftermath (aftermath in this context is seen as a good thing but could better be replaced by or "after feelings") and or after feelings, where the body (or in some regions of the body) releases all kinds of funny and life enhancing "things". Plus (assuming practised "safely") it keeps you healthy.
"have you seen my trainers? i need some relaxion action!"

"are you high? No, relaxion action."

"always practise safe warming up and cooling down, it will give you better relaxion action."
by good attention July 22, 2013
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relaxivist

re-lax-iv-ist

n. A proponent or practitioner of relaxivism: one who chooses not to be alarmed about issues promoted by ideologues as something to be alarmed about.

adj.
1. Of, relating to, or engaged in relaxivism.
2. Of, relating to, or being an relaxivist.
Professor Brown, a leading relaxivist researcher, is teaching a course in relaxivism to help students control their stress responses to those issues discussed in the mainstream public narrative that use stridency and buzzwords but which are are short on empirical evidence.
by Beliaik February 3, 2017
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relaxivism

relaxivism

re-lax-iv-ism

n. Relaxivism is the use of reason and logic to calm a fellow citizen who has become alarmed or agitated by prophecies put forward by special interest groups. Relaxivism strives to remove hysteria and emotion from debates and to replace it with rationality and skepticism.
Professor Brown, a leading relaxivist researcher, is teaching a course in relaxivism to help students control their stress responses to those issues discussed in the mainstream public narrative that use stridency and buzzwords but which are are short on empirical evidence.
by Beliaik February 5, 2017
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