rectogram

the circular impression that the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting there for extended periods of time

"I have been on the can for 4 hours, check out the curvature of this rectogram!"

by mutebomb October 26, 2005

rectophile

A Rectum-raider who is addicted to inserting his erect love missile into other men's turd tunnels

"Get away from me you f*cking rectophile"

by tuckmoth June 23, 2004

Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

rectovaginal fistula

A rectovaginal fistula is a medical condition where there is a fistula or abnormal connection between the rectum and the vagina. Rectovaginal fistula may be extremely debilitating. If the opening between the rectum and vagina is wide it will allow both flatulence and feces to escape through the vagina, leading to fecal incontinence. There is an association with recurrent urinary and vaginal infections.

Funniest disease ever!!!

Mike: "I was fucking this girl the other night, when all of a sudden, she just shat out her vagina! It was horrible! I Donkey Punched her and left...
Stu: "Well Mike, what you got yourself there, is a classic case of the ol' rectovaginal fistula".

by Swamp September 19, 2006

rectovaginal sex

The occasion in which a girl has lost her rectovaginal barrier and thus is left with one big hole to facilitate both anal and vaginal sex simultaneously.

"My girlfriend and I had rectovaginal sex."
"What's that?"
"When you have ass and pussy sex...at the same time."

by Kei + Seth April 1, 2007

recoited

Pronunciation: ri-'koit-ed
Etymology: re- + coitus (to have sexual relations)
1 a : to make return for with sex: REPAY (with sex) b : to make retaliation for with sex: AVENGE (with sex)
2 : to make suitable return to for a declaration of love by means of sexual relations

see: unrecoited

After months of flirting, Deborah and Chastity's love was finally recoited after a romantic dinner and two bottles of wine.

by hallah February 2, 2006

rectory

1. Location in the church where Catholic priests often have sex with young boys; 2. Body orifice where priests often violate young boys.

Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.

by Wayne Zee July 7, 2006