Super Mario in Real Life

The absolute experience of witnessing THE Mario in real life.

“I just saw Super Mario in Real Life.”
“Did he say ‘Spaghetti’?”
“No.”

by poobtheawesome April 13, 2020

The person reading this

The person reading this is a beautiful/handsome person, I hope you get every bit of love you deserve you cutie pie! :)

The person reading this better have an amazing day.

by Child_dog999 October 21, 2020

real-life

A world with no admin controls.

Real-life? Where can I download that?

by LILIZ October 1, 2005

reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

Real Life

I don't know. Tell me where to download it, and I'll check it out.

Good grief! I can't believe no one already said this.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

The Real World

A phrase that is popular among high school/college students and other people who live their lives outside of the societal norm that is used upon the realization that they will soon be entering the drab form of existence where they work behind a desk or counter for 40-50 years, pay taxes and bills, drink cheap beer while watching sporting events or movies on the weekends, wait for the next video game system or iphone to come out, plan trips to Europe, and find a significant other that will help them bring other useless fucks into this world to continue this helpless, modern era cycle of chasing down the newest commercialized good while contributing not a single bit of positive productivity to the world in return.

Person 1 - "Man, I graduate soon. I can't believe it."

Person 2 - "No kidding. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Maybe I'll try to become an accountant or work as a manager for some large retail chain. I heard they get good benefits. Time for The Real World, I guess."

Person 1 - "I think I'll just go drown myself in that lake over there. Its not like I'll be doing anything for the next 50 years anyways."

by Murrdawg88 May 10, 2011

Real Isopod Hours

The time of day when one can really respect the majestic isopod.

Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."

by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018