Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor

He looks like a human, but don't let him fool you he's really a chode in disguise. Known for dancing with his crush at the school dance, he may remind you of a bear with a small penis. He came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but he wound up just sucking dick.

Joseph Graham Cracker White Power Raptor is a horny ass mutha fucka and he lookin to nut all over his dog's mouth

by Aishik's Indian Hamburger August 31, 2017

TURU (the raptor)

a type of guy who thinks they are a girl and thinks they can trick everyone into thinking that they are actually a girl.

Only people who know the difference and can see it is groups of three manly guys who make fun of everything about this person and its friends.

Author: TUUURRRUUUHH THHEEE RAPPPTOOORR.
TURU (the raptor): shut the *uck up
Author: look at his claws
TURU (the raptor): yall are gay im a girl!

by Author.LKC March 7, 2009

Raptor

A goofy curly headed guy with an abnormal gym addiction, a small un-circumsized penis, and has abnormally short arms. His friends have tons of sex with his mom and girlfriend and he doesn't do shit about it. He is a pushover who has strange fantasies of guys holding glass cokes and wearing teddy bear rings.

Dude: Man that thing is ugly, is he going to kill himself?
Girl: He's a raptor! He should go kill himself!
Raptors Mom: That ugly thing came out my vagina????

by Georgie and Caleb October 27, 2011

Raptor Cough

When your Cough sounds like that of a Velociraptor Call from the Movie " Jurassic Park"

Sorry Boss, ( cough cough ). I won't be able to make it in today, Sounds like I have the Raptor cough.

by EricBeeee October 30, 2010

raptorblaze

A destructive person on battle.net, secretly an admin hunting down hackers by pretending to have been banned for hacking several times. Has been in this occupation for several years now.

"I hate that jerk raptorblaze!"

by lame4ever! January 1, 2010

raptor claw

The un-official finger chant for the fans of the Toronto Raptors.

The Toronto fans rose their raptor claws in the air when Vince Carter dunked on Dwayne Wade.

by torontorap1999 April 6, 2010

Emo raptor

One who falls into the emo category(see emo), and also has a hip or arm problem which forces one to walk in such a way as to resemble a velociraptor. Also, may stalk his pray(cheating girlfriend), at her
place of work, attempting to catch the said girlfriend in the act of flirting with the other guy.

The emo raptor attempted to catch her with me, but i was too smooth.

by Emo raptor hunter March 15, 2009