rim shits

Refers to a state of gastrointestinal distress usually resulting in premature defecation; unwittingly shitting on the toilet, not in it.

While donuts make me go nuts, Timbits give me rim shits.

by Chunk Rousseau February 23, 2011

Rim Burger

A hamburger of any kind that is wiped along the rim of a toilet and then served to the customer.

Customer: What the fuck is taking so long. Hurry the fuck up before I beat the shit out of you.
Cook: Well I think I'm going to serve you a rim burger.

by trevvvvvv April 5, 2011

rim jim

When someone with an especially long tongue sticks their tongue up someone else's butthole in a form of foreplay

Synonyms: tongue fuck, rim job

Susie: Last night I was fucking John and while he was eating me out he started tongue fucking my butthole

Linda: Oh so you finally got a rim jim huh? His tongue is so long I bet it felt SOOO good

by fuck me im horny November 30, 2013

Rim Kickin'

A followed tradition by German car enthusiasts. Because german cars use lug studs when you take the studs out the rim is still left in place. This is because alloy rims bond to the rotor and the only way to get them off is to kick the crap out of the rim.

Kid: Mommy, what is that guy doing?

Mother: Oh son, he's just rim kickin' his Mercedes. Its a German thing.

by Drewby230 July 18, 2009

rim licking

When a - male or female - licks around the anus of another person.

Male 1: " my night with that girl was amazing!"

Male 2: "what did you do?"
Make 1: " we did loads but she started rim licking me it was really nice."

by JackTheUrbanThesaurus March 23, 2017

rim job

Any gainful employment along the Pacific Rim.

John went to see the overseas recruiter for a rim job.

by GulfCoastRocket December 28, 2005

Rim of Fire

When your cover your cock in gas or oil and destroy someones butthole. Then throw a match burning their butthole out.

Yo dude last night I gave the best rim of fire, i burned her asshole out

by niko6969 June 11, 2010