Retard

Slang for a regular person that is so stupid that they resemble a person with an actual mental handicap.

Mitchell Hewlett is a prime example of a retard.

by Dumpy Diaper Doodoo November 30, 2021

Retard

Anyone named Dillion

Person 1:Fuck that kid is a retard.
Person 2:Well his name is Dillion

by luke_luke May 5, 2020

retarded

you

you are retarded

by lifebeater420 August 8, 2020

Retard

People that spam requests their names to try to get their names on Urban Dictionary.

This kid is a fucking retard.

by MorphineDrip January 17, 2020

Retard

Someone who wears a Hi- vis Jacket and works for CO-OP(midcounties) they may also sit at the front of the yellow bus and lick the windows, he also wear a bicycle helmet to stop them banging their head against the wall.

Jordan is a retard, he also sits at the front of the yellow bus and licks the windows, he also wears a bicycle helmet to stop him banging his head against the wall

by DWright2005 April 27, 2020

Retard

A crazy person who thinks they’re a wolf on all levels including physical

Lyza: You’re such a retard!
Delaney: Woof.

by 11Anonymous11 August 24, 2019

Retard

1. A person who's so dumb you might as well put them into a kindergarten to smarten up a bit (retard)
2. Person who may be dumb (in a good way) in nature, but also smart enough to act mature in most of the situations that require it (Retard)

1. Guy1 : *Says some delusional take on twitter*
Guy2 : "You're such a retard"
2. Friend1 : "Thanks man for being a Retard, you're a good friend"
Friend2 : "No problem homie *does something dumb but funny*"
Friend1 : "Hehe, had a chuckle over that one"

by Mango The Bear March 18, 2023