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street hockey relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. This on-again/off-again pattern of behavior is very similar to the “Game on!” “Game off!” nature of a street hockey match. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
by mducrane March 27, 2011
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Top Gun Relationship

A relationship between two men that is both extremely manly (revolves around sports, talking about women, eating, quoting bad movies) but also extremely gay considering their comfort level with each other. Just like the movie Top Gun. Really manly and really gay at the same time.
I'm pretty sure that at this point, Mick and Paul would rather text each other about baseball than talk to their own wives. In fact I'm damn sure of it. They're in a Top Gun Relationship.
by Louis Ripken August 20, 2011
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Friends With Feelings Relationship

A Friends With Feelings Relationship is more like an actual relationshIp without couples titles in which one or both people have genuine feelings for one another which usually leads to heartache when one party refuses to commit to anything more than sex.Whereas a Friends With Benefits relationship is usually for people who hook up during long periods without sex.
Girl 1-Did you hear that Nick and Kate are Friends With Benefits ?
Girl 2- No, they are actually in a Friends With Feelings Relationship
Girl 1- Whats that?

Girl 2- A Friends With Feelings relationship is more like an actual relationship without couples titles in which one or both people have genuine feelings for one another which usually leads to heartache when one party refuses to commit to anything more than sex.Whereas a Friends with Benefits relationship is usually for people who hook up during long periods with sex.
Girl 1- Oh yeah theres going to be some trouble there when Nick finds out Kate is head over heels for him.
by chanteleylace April 14, 2015
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men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
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relationshill

(noun, portmanteau of "relationship" and "shill") Someone who claims to be a person's ex and tells everyone how great the relationship was - in order to help that person attract more potential romantic partners. Usually receives some form of compensation from the person whose romantic life they are helping.
Person 1: Jenny will NOT stop talking about how great of a boyfriend Greg used to be... it's getting old.

Person 2: Funny you should mention that... I asked Greg's friend about her and he said they never dated!

Person 1: Wow, do you think she's a relationshill?

Person 2: I'm not sure what that means.

Person 1: Me neither. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by crackaG June 2, 2018
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legacy relationshit

a relationship you have for years, from which you get no particular enjoyment, but are unable to terminate in light of the history you both share
"I have to have dinner with Roxanne tonight. <groan>"
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."
by No, I'm The Original Sabs January 6, 2009
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long-term relationshit

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.
by peaceboneagain May 3, 2010
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