Quaff

a name used usually by romanians to describe a girl.

Dude, this chick is a quaff.

by Sants September 28, 2010

Quaff

To drink copiously from a vessel while tilting it so far that some liquid also flows around around your mouth and splashes onto your shirt.

It is hard to avoid quaffing from this Nalgene bottle. The opening is far too wide.

by Gliese October 5, 2009

Quiffer

A person who likes to sniff bicycle seats

Dude look at Randy sniffing Carl's bicycle seat! What the fuck is that? What a fucking quiffer.

by dudemanyo October 11, 2008

perfectly quaffed hair

David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff has perfectly quaffed hair.

by TheHoffenator November 3, 2013

quirfe

while engaging in anal sex, the one delivering ejaculates in the anus of a man while the receiver flatuates the jizz back into the deliverers face.

Don't tell my girlfriend but while jim and gary were putting it in my butt I totally quirfed in their face," "nice".

by gayhorndog February 28, 2011

Quief Butter

When a woman who is on her period farts, and it rolls up into her vagina, later to come out as a quief. As the quief occurs a clot of blood may be pushed out. This is known as quief butter.

1. Oh my gooodddd, my girlfriend just described the most awful phenomenon of female anatomy: quief butter!

2. Hey babe, I just want to let you know that I'm on the rag and I just rolled up a big ol' batch of quief butter!

by QueenQuief March 4, 2012

Quief Mobile

A car which has had all the work done to it and the owner thinks it sounds sexy when in reality it just sounds like a little quief. The owner is definitely compensating for having a tiny penis

Zacs M3 is a right quief mobile, whenever he drives past it sounds like my granny farted out of her flaps #MrDiddyDong

by Ronny Pickering July 13, 2021