Queef 

Once upon a time there was a volcano. This volcano was actually a vagina with massive pussy lips. These lips began to vibrate as something deep inside tried to escape. A thrust of air flatulated through the volcano till the lips could hold it in no more. When the air released the lips flapped around like a fish out of water. Basically a queef is just a vaginal fart. But visualize with me a volcano that is a pussy and is spitting out some fumes before the lava flows. Thats basically a queef.

Dammmmnnnn Steve was all over Tammy's pussy lips when she queefed in his face, I wish a woman would queef on me.

Queef by ChiChiMuncherJR69 October 2, 2018

queef 

queef is a synonym for cute

she is so queef

queef by anonymous January 5, 2022

queef 

A Vagina Fart. Which is just not as funny as an ordinary fart. Since it's coming out of the place where children come out of

Boy 1: *farts*
Boy 2: Hahahaha
Girl 1: *queefs*
Boy 1: Ew Gross.

queef by dreamer'sball August 11, 2011

Queef 

A riddle wrapped in a mystery wearing a hat

Wow, that queef was complex.

Queef by jordan1136 September 14, 2011

queef 

Queef, used in any sentence ever written.perhaps in name calling, exageration, question, and basically can take the place of any use of the word "fuck".. also can be spelt in many different ways.. kaweef, coef, quoef, cuef, ect.

You queef head!
It was queefing Huge!
what the queef?

queef by Cox April 25, 2003

queef 

a flatus coming from a pussy

I heard a queef this morning in steves moms room

queef by Rob Dog September 2, 2003

queef 

purely and simply a fanny fart

omg did u just queef becky

queef by barry denford July 25, 2004