quarantine brain

Doing everything you said you wouldn't do when isolated and alone

covid-19 lockdown gave me a serious case of quarantine brain

by ha ha ha aaa April 25, 2020

Quarantint

The drastic line of hair roots next to dyed hair caused by the COVID-19 'shelter at home' restrictions

Can't get a an appointment with my stylist to get rid of this quarantint until August!

by ScytheMaker April 30, 2020

quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.

"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."

by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

Quaranticide

Someone trying to kill their selves because of quarantine.

"I am so bored I might commit quaranticide."
"YOU BITCH, WHY DID YOU ALMOST COMMIT QUARANTICIDE."

by Jake the author May 22, 2020

Quarantine Papi

: A sugar daddy that provides food and a quarantine compound.

Daisy decided to hunker down with her Quarantine Papi.

by GOAL-OSO May 23, 2020