Paloni

An extremely small, sausage shaped penis often pink in colour and probably contains a smelly surprise

Wtf david tua just lost and that guy totally has a paloni

by ScrottyMclean August 26, 2011

Plondering

thinking about someone memories making your stomach flip. Listing to music and day dreaming about what could be. Missing the times you spend together and the conversation you had.

Plondering today feel unloved.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 6, 2019

Steven Plong

A thicc motherfucker with at least a 14 in penis who gets all the bitches

Steven plong is so hot

by Steven is thicc May 5, 2018

Plonka

a fucked up car.

I saw one of my buddies pushing his plonka up a steep hill.

by turd mahoy July 24, 2009

plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

plonc

wine, which is not cheep. ie. any wine that comes in a bottle and is not goon

Thats was a tasty bottle of plonc.

by mike October 27, 2001

Plonsky

A Plonsky is a cute baby's face the millisecond before it starts to cry!

He is about to plonsky!

by Schnatti May 17, 2011