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Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.
She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.
by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022
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Putin

Dude, you're such a Putin!
by mcrobogame March 27, 2022
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putin effect

The putin effect means to disrupt the outcome of a sacred act.

The Trump campaign was defined by the putin effect.
by HostRep January 7, 2017
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Putin

Putin can you put in the pudding.

Something you say when you need Putin to put in the pudding.

it´s a thing... YES IT IS!!
Putin, can you put in the puddin
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Putin

Putout
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by void_17 August 1, 2019
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Putin

To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.
Did he admit to eating the cake?

No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.
by GodWearsTimbs666 February 25, 2024
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Putinizer

A person who of invades a neighbour’s country.
Hey Putinuzer, Ukraine is not yours.
Hey Putinizer, Georgia is not yours. Etc
by Drzlom May 2, 2022
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