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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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putinning

The sudden act of going shirtless. Rugged manly shirtlessness.
"Putinning was his only option to impress the likes of the sexy young woman".
by ..T$.. August 14, 2017
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Putin

A troll used in many sentences.
Putin > Put in
Put in deez nuts in your mouth
Deez nuts was origin of a video.
And also, Trigger Alert.
You're putin.
What? I'm not named putin.
No, i meant, Putin deez nuts in your mouth!
by ymser June 10, 2022
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Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"
by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022
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Putin

Absolutely based guy and the last global leader defending traditional Christian civilisation.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.

Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.
Hating on Putin because the screen people tell you to is a classic cope, my guy!

Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!

*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."
by Raaf de Dikste January 3, 2023
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Putin

A peice of shit and a fucking ugly ass president of Russia
“Putin is ugly
“Ew Putin”
by Fel March 12, 2022
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