The pube fairy eats bogeys and shits out pubes in their place. Everyone wonders at some point in their life what happens to all the bogeys they flick and wipe all over the house, and why pubes pitch up everywhere for no reason at all. It's the pube fairy.
I'm feeling a tad peckish, where's that dirty bogey i wiped on the sofa last night? For fucks sake, that pube fairy bitch ate the bastard and shat out a ginger pube. Bang out of order.
by badoig April 1, 2008
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It is the equivalent of maybe, perhaps and mayhaps to express the possibility of an event occurring. It is the combination of per from perhaps and be from maybe. While lesser known, it still connotes the same sentiment, though is far superior to the others.
Person 1: Perbe he is a pervert.
Person 2: Yes. Perbe indeed.
Person 1: Dost thou thinkest this is the right solution.
Person 2: Yes, I do quite agree.
Person 3: Hmm. It is a bit questionable. It is a perbe for me.
Person 1: Say what? Perbe?
Person 3: Yes, you heard me. Perbe!
Person 1: I nevah heard that before. Come again?
Person 3: Well, it's because you are not held in high and esteemed academic circles, which makes your solution... perbier still!
Person 2: Yes. Perbe indeed.
Person 1: Dost thou thinkest this is the right solution.
Person 2: Yes, I do quite agree.
Person 3: Hmm. It is a bit questionable. It is a perbe for me.
Person 1: Say what? Perbe?
Person 3: Yes, you heard me. Perbe!
Person 1: I nevah heard that before. Come again?
Person 3: Well, it's because you are not held in high and esteemed academic circles, which makes your solution... perbier still!
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Get the pube mug.What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.
Puberty sucks in middle school.
by darien not prep September 25, 2005
Get the puberty mug.The Yeti were a species of humanoid ape-like beings that lived in the Himalayan Mountain region of Tibet. The Yeti are also popularly known by the name Abominable Snowmen. Many can visualize what the Abominable Snowmen looked like by recalling the character from the classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer children's Christmas program. To picture Yeti pubes, imagine a guy with the same type of white, furry, unkempt hair in his pub region as the Abominable Snowman had all over his entire body. Stormy Daniels made this description famous in 2018 while describing the genital region of the fake illegitimate president Donald J. Trump, which she saw during their adulterous affair.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart."
by Bakunin Lives September 19, 2018
Get the Yeti pubes mug.The opposite of puberty. Your voice gets higher. Your dick gets smaller. You begin to look like an overgrown five-year-old. It makes you a castrato without the castration. It really sucks.
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