1. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.
2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.
Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.
1. A favorite game of children of all ages.
2. A favorite game of middle-aged, single men with mustaches.
3. The act of placing or "dropping" a quarter into one's briefs to be retrieved by the child one has lured into the van.
Frank loved playing find the quarter because it gave him a serious boner to have pre-teen children with their hands inadvertantly groping his dangle.
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