Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood
by Autobot5 June 12, 2009

The final demeaning kick a former NFL player administers after finishing beating the shit out a woman.
Kareem gave that bitch the final hunt cunt punt that she probably had coming after calling him the N word!
by Alabamaniac December 1, 2018

To defecate.
by Private Gomer Pyle May 13, 2010

the act of a woman pissing you off so bad that you get a running start and kick her directly in her vagina while yelling its good!!!!!!
i was telling a story at lunch and that bitch kept trying to one up me so i took a couple steps back ran towards her and gave her a running cunt punt. i bet she will never do that again.
by sullythehead July 20, 2010

Punting on First Down is a term that means to squander an ample opportunity, or to not attempt an endeavor at all. Punting on first down is (usually) a waste of your other 3 chances to move the ball in football. By punting you have forfeited those other 3 downs and given the ball directly back over to the opposing team.
"I knew Jim would punt on first down, when he didn't even ask Pam out, even though she made it obvious she was into him."
by Isaac "84YearoldVirgin" Newton September 30, 2012

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006

by dariuszjanos March 10, 2011
