When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans
Item for 1000
Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”
Mark: “how about no, and speak English”
Pedro: “400 cash right now”
Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”
Mark: “how about no, and speak English”
Pedro: “400 cash right now”
Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”
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a person who is addicted to swimming and martial arts but has no time to do homework and makes other people be in pain while he stands there menacingly
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*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
*don't do this if you have bad knees
Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
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A type of combined trauma experience, including five or more of the below options. If you relate to any/all of these, please try seeking help from a trauma informed professional.
1 -When a caregiver of a child wilfully forces them to live off-grid, avoiding support services, and endangering them.
2-One or multiple attempts/successful kidnappings from other designated caregivers.
3 -Subjecting a child to neglect and poverty but conscious choice
4 -Ignoring the medical needs of a child
5 -Forcing a child to be responsible for things well before they should have to be (ie, Parentification)
6 -Extensive travel with little to no security in food, shelter or safety as a child
7 -When a caretaker uses their mental health to excuse extensive abuse
8 -A caregiver grooming/brainwashes a child under their care
This is likely going to be co-morbid with other trauma based disorders (although PPSM isn't an official diagnosis, just an encapsulation of experiences)
A type of combined trauma experience, including five or more of the below options. If you relate to any/all of these, please try seeking help from a trauma informed professional.
1 -When a caregiver of a child wilfully forces them to live off-grid, avoiding support services, and endangering them.
2-One or multiple attempts/successful kidnappings from other designated caregivers.
3 -Subjecting a child to neglect and poverty but conscious choice
4 -Ignoring the medical needs of a child
5 -Forcing a child to be responsible for things well before they should have to be (ie, Parentification)
6 -Extensive travel with little to no security in food, shelter or safety as a child
7 -When a caretaker uses their mental health to excuse extensive abuse
8 -A caregiver grooming/brainwashes a child under their care
This is likely going to be co-morbid with other trauma based disorders (although PPSM isn't an official diagnosis, just an encapsulation of experiences)
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Person 1:That guy used to be quiet now he tells killer jokes and buys shots for the whole bar. He's actually cool now.
Person 2: Yeah he went throught personality puberty
Person 2: Yeah he went throught personality puberty
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