Prestitute

Synonym for paid media. (Eg. NDTV and CNN-IBN in India)

NDTV news channel in India, is a run by prestitutes like Barkha Dutt.

by greg_ryan July 11, 2016

pristine

A thing that is new, unused, untouched, uncorrupted, beautiful, and clean; retaining no dirt or scum. Remaining in a pure state. Normally used for either one's own new belonging, or someone else's belonging whether theirs is used or not. Much emphasis is put on the word 'pristine' as it is spoken.

...Holy shit, that dude's Honda Rebel is pristine.

Respect that chick, man, she's pristine.

by The Rage Metal December 23, 2009

prostitot

1. a young girl, usually between the ages 12 and 15, who dresses in revealing, tight, and age-innapropriate clothing primarily to recieve attention from older men ( most likely boys between the ages of 16 and 19).

2. a girl younger than 18 who has sex for money or drugs.

3. a girl who, like def 1., is younger than 15 and willingly participates in sexual activities with older boys because she thinks it is cool. these girls are sometimes even the instigatores or shameless flirting with previously uninterested boys because they need the attention.

prostitots under each definition most likely have a father who didnt love them enough when they were toddlers.

def 1-
boy1: did you see bryans little sister today? she looked HOTT in those tyte ass white jeans.
boy2: dude, shes fucking 13.
boy1: so, she doesnt look like it.
boy2: yea, i see imprisonment for statutory rape in your near future.
boy1: hey, its not illegal to look.
boy2: whatever, its not like she would doing anything with you anyway. she just a 13 year old tease... fucking prostitot.

def 2-
dude1: jeez, how old is she? *points to girl sucking dick in corner*
dude2: i dunno. cant be more then 16... isnt that the dealer you bought from a while back?
dude1: yea... ill bet shes turnin tricks.
dude2: can you say prostitot?
dude1: ... yea, i can. why?

by ghettostarchild July 24, 2007

postin

to chill.
to be chillen.
as if you were posted on a wall, your doin nothing,
your postin.

hey dude, what are you doin right now?

nothing man, just postin at my house.

by postin girl December 23, 2009

Prostirape

Both whore and client enter the procedure as agreed, however the client flees before paying. Cases of prostirape are common in occurance, and similar in nature to 'doing a runner' from a restaurant.

A horny man enters a phone booth and rings one of these typical XXXFUQFUQFUQ numbers. The whore arrives on the street corner and does not get to capitalise on her sexual encounter.

by green_will May 24, 2004

prostitosticles

Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.

1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....

Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.

by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009

prostitute in training

A female below the age of 18 who walks around public places in cloths that are too revealing for her current age. also known as, Jailbait.

Man 1: "Look at that chick man she's hot."

Man 2: "nah man that's gross, shes only 16. she must be a prostitute in training."

Man 1: "yeah your right, I can't belive her parents would let her do something like that to herself."

by Spiderdude30 December 16, 2011