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Raisins cookie points

They are like brownie points but actually for bad deeds, or when you are an asshole towards the person you hate the most, and they acknowledging how much they hate you.
Sebastian pull Dave's pants in front of his crush, letting her and friends know he was a stump.

Dave: MAN FUCK YOU

Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming
by Red_Titanium November 22, 2021
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Hommus-Points

Points cumulatively gained by a person acting like a hommus. Points are generally assigned by other members of the social group after each hommus-like act is perpetrated. Points can only be gained, with no means of reducing the overall hommusness.
"Dude, that was the dumbest thing you've done all day! I'm awarding you 3 Hommus-Points!"
by onelostmuppet April 3, 2008
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twitter points

The number of friends you have on Twitter,
mostly used used sarcastically.
She was dating three guys from the same office? Wow, I bet her twitter points are through the roof!

I got 9 points. You?

The guy I was seeing? I caught him with another girl and then his wife showed up. Yeah, he just lost some twitter points.
by kay-dee-o May 17, 2009
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sleep prints

The funny red marks you get on your face after falling asleep on your arm, books, etc.
Laura got the funniest sleep prints from falling asleep on her spiral notebook in study hall.
by Frenchielove00 November 19, 2009
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droid points

droid points are achieved when someone looks something up on their phone pertaining to the situation or an answer to a random question. this often leads to a race.
friend 1: yo what other movie is that guy in?
friend 2: hold on ill look it up... The Patriot!
friend 3: wow, mad Droid points man!
by droid master May 8, 2011
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Straight Points

Straight Points are used by comparing someone's personality traits, behavior and vocabulary to the average male or female heterosexual of the same sex in order to taunt, underline or put into question someone's sexual orientation.

The straight points are usually deducted by presenting traits of the opposed sex such as wearing makeup for men and playing or watching sports for women, but they can also be added when someone's presenting other traits that coincide with the ones of an average heterosexual of the same sex.
You lose 10 straight points for bringing your man-purse to the bar.

He loses 5 straight points for having an white iPhone but he gains 15 for driving a motorcycle.

How many straight points we'll deduct him for ordering a Cherry Cola?
by a66spam June 12, 2013
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heaven points

when you are a horrible person by default but on occasion, do something nice which gives you a 'point' into possibly getting into heaven
Friend said she was hungry so I gave her my second reese's cup. Heaven points for me.
by suzu June 18, 2014
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