Mike: Have you heard the new Modest Mouse album?
Ellen: Yeah, but the Moon and Antarctica is far superior. You know what just happened? You just got pretentiowned!
Ellen: Yeah, but the Moon and Antarctica is far superior. You know what just happened? You just got pretentiowned!
by Richie Fries February 11, 2007
Get the pretentiowned mug.Miley Cyrus is oozing with pretential; one more unnecessary feud or diva moment and she will have broken the barrier into pretention.
by jk5k May 25, 2009
Get the pretential mug.What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.
Person 1: Why is it called the present?
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past
Person 2: Because everything we see is a present from the past
by hittaJ March 19, 2017
Get the the present mug.A person possessed of a dirty mind who constantly seeks to invent new and more subtle double entenderes rather than using those already in common usage.
"I never thought of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves in that context until Jim hinted at it. What a prevert"
by J M D August 18, 2005
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Get the Blowout preventer mug.Noun: literally, a bag of shit. Though really its an unwelcome present.
can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.
can be shortened to Serbian xmas present. see also, Serbian xmas: any day of shit-bag exchanges.
Against better judgment toma gave LT an Serbian christmas present over the holidays. that quickly soured the relationship.
I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
I came to work this morning to find another urgent Serbian christmas present that had to be taken care of ASAP. lame.
by Bragolub April 16, 2009
Get the Serbian Christmas present mug.adj. pompous, ostentatious, pretending, an extravagent outward show. I find pretentious a versatile word that can be used to describe anything from musicians (Thom Yorke), clothes (berets) and musical genres (beat poetry, acid jazz)
It is also a word that I over use
It is also a word that I over use
O Pretentious One- Thom Yorke is God!
Me- You are so pretentious
O Pretentious One- I like living in my studio apartment, wearing black clothes and a red beret whilst listening to beat poetry and acid jazz
Me- Get a life you pretentious douchebag!
Me- You are so pretentious
O Pretentious One- I like living in my studio apartment, wearing black clothes and a red beret whilst listening to beat poetry and acid jazz
Me- Get a life you pretentious douchebag!
by Anna June 30, 2006
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