When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
by Unpromotable July 8, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Presentationmug. by xxenext December 27, 2021
Get the good present instead of that shittymug. by Clown from the trash dimension August 19, 2022
Get the Female presenting nipplemug. Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
Get the I don't need a presentmug. A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
Get the Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday daymug. A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023
Get the signal presentmug. Humorous-but-heartwarming term dat refers to where you either:
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or
(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
(1) receive a gift from Birthday Boy/Girl dat he/she had received on said "special day", but he/she forwarded it to you because said item was more compatible wif your lifestyle than it would have been for said "original" recipient, or
(2) have something extra-nice/pleasant/fortunate happen to you (i.e., perhaps you score unexpectedly high in a game/contest, receive a wonderful gift, are extra-successful while performing some difficult/disagreeable endeavor, find one or more greatly-desired items on sale/in stock at a store, etc.) on someone else's birthday.
Giving pass-along birthday presents can be just as enjoyable and bring just as much happiness to da person having da birthday as if he'd kept da presents for himself, since he will know dat whomever he's giving da items to will be enjoying/utilizing them even more than he would have. Same deal if a friend beamingly tells you of something extra-fortunate dat happened to him on your birthday, since you can feel glowingly radiant in your heart dat your good buddy experienced something dat made his life easier and/or more fun/pleasant.
by QuacksO October 15, 2021
Get the pass-along birthday presentmug.