Premature mickulation

Whenever you jump the gun and try to be a hero for anything going and make a dogs dinner of it.

Guy 1. Is this wrong?

Guy2. Yes I found it and I will let everybody know.

Guy 1 ok but it's fine though

Guy 2. Oh I told everybody already

Guy 1 sounds like you suffered from premature mickulation

by Crazysteve April 5, 2017

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Permadibs

having permanent "dibs" on an object that is unquestionably yours.

Not having to give up sheets and blankets that belong on your bed when someone tries to take them. Because they are yours and you have Permadibs on them.

by Dr. Crazy-Mouse-Love-Pants February 4, 2010

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premature ejaculation

n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.

1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.

by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

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Permadirty

When someone or something is permanently dirty even after just being clean it looks or feels dirty.

Person1: Dude, you know Billy, right?
Person2: Is that the permadirty kid with the dreads?
Person1: Yeah dude, i saw him come out of the bathroom after a shower once, He looked exactly the same, That kid is such a dirthead.

by Xin_the_face_of_warX March 11, 2006

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