100th Precinct

The 100th Precinct is an NYPD police precinct located in the southern area of the borough of Queens on the Rockaway Peninsula. The neighborhoods within the precinct are Arverne, Belle Harbor, Breezy Point, Broad Channel, Neponsit, Rockaway Park and Roxbury. Primarily it is a residential area consisting of Housing Projects, apartment buildings, one and two family homes, five to ten family tenaments, skids, skells, dopeheads, theives, crackheads, and zombies. This precinct covers almost every economic class from the destitute housing project dweller to filthy rich Jewish diamond merchants all within a 6 square mile area. From what I understand, this area used to be very nice to live in until the housing projects were erected and the undesireables moved in. The cops that patrol this area are for the most part, functional retards. They are the fuckups and morons that every other shithole command on The Job got rid of for being incompetant. These cops are known to shoot dogs and have their legs snap at the first sight of conflict. This precinct is usually refered to by other cops as either "Fort Zero" or "Fort Retard" As in any clusterfuck there are usualy a few hardworking cops with an IQ of 70 or above that keep the place from burning. It should be noted that for one of the slowest police precincts in the NYPD, the 100th precinct has the largest crime increase the ENTIRE city thus far in 2008. Don't listen to The Ramones when they tell you to hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach, there's a better than average chance you'll get robbed.

"You see that retard cop over there picking his nose?"

"Yea, he's from the 100th Precinct"

by Stilez October 28, 2008

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Precious

Noun.

A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various wal-marts or McDonald's, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, vegetables, tight clothing and voluntary movement.

Oh my god, Precious over there is eating all the food. I guess that is the source of her earthquake power.

by Daman009 June 12, 2010

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Precious

Noun: An object of obsession. Often applied sarcastically to an otherwise ordinary, or unremarkable object that holds great affection from its owner.

Implies illogical adoration toward an object of little or obscure value.

My husband spent over $5000 trying to fix up that old junker out back; its like his precious or something.

by ysing February 11, 2006

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