precourtesy

Preemptive courtesy

A stranger who goes out of their way to step through a door you've opened, without waiting for your courteous invitation, is guilty of precourtesy.

by sprow10 February 9, 2009

peecoil

when drops urine ricochet off the back of the urinal; especially noticeable while wearing shorts and/or khakis.

you: "man, that felt good to drain the vein!"
coworker: "i can tell. you get peecoil all over your khakis!"

by tha jar August 1, 2011

Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.

*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.

by kirzanSix September 4, 2012

Precimomephobia

The fear of Precious Moments.

When I was a child, I had a nightmare that my Precious Moments attacked me, resulting in Precimomephobia.

by matty_bo_batty March 19, 2013

Precious smoke

When you realize you have only one cigarette left after a night of drinking and all your friends have none. #shouldhaveplannedahead is your tomorrow life motto

Colin asks: can I bum a cig?
Me: it's my last precious smoke
Colin: I will pay you whatever for that
Me: ok , if you pay for drinks!

by Imbeckywiththebesthair November 20, 2016

Preclitament

While performing a casual movement, a female happens to fall into a position to receive oral sex.

When rolling across the bed to get up for a snack, G ended up in a preclitament .

by Justsaying75 December 2, 2016

Precious

Great footballer ,awesome friend the girl everyone wants to have.

Precious boy

by Presh269 March 17, 2017