Paul Heyman

Once the owner of the now defunct Extreme Championship Wrestling, Paul Heyman is now a writer and on-screen character for the WWE and is seriously misused.

Seriously, Stephanie McMahon, listen to Paul's ideas. His don't suck like yours.

by ECW For Life July 20, 2008

Paul Mitchell

The Paul Mitchell is a sex move where the man ejaculates into the woman's hair. It is named after the hair name brand product.

"Yea, I gave my girlfriend a Paul Mitchell."

by Catalán July 7, 2009

Paulie Carbone

Shit was SO cash.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone

by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008

jake paul fan

A person who has autism and mentally retarded

Rice is a jake paul fan

by Jake Paul is mentally retarded November 16, 2017

Paul Farrell

An Irish hero featured in many of the celtic legends of Derry. A firey haired, Passionate man, Paul Farrell is reputed to have once laid waste to an entire English Fort because of an insult made to his mother.

English soldier: ' Paul Farrell, your mother and all irish mothers are inferior in maternal instinct to those of mighty england'

Paul: 'because of your insults, on this night i will slay you and your kind.there will be no quater given.'

by thebryanmyster April 22, 2009

Pauletich

The act of being the worst possible "One upper" in the history of one uppers. Not only will this person have 2 villa's in bogata, but he has a mansion in dubai also...

Dude, Ray was such a pauletich yesterday. Everytime I said something, he had to be a douche and one up me.

by Mrfrosty25 July 17, 2009

Paul Bradshaw

Created the band I'm Not Paul Bradshaw. He's the person you want to be but can't because no one is in fact Paul Bradshaw. Not Even Paul Bradshaw. It is almost another name for human because he, just like you is human. No one knows who or where he came from or why he is all over your myspace and facebook, but he's there, and he doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Back in the day, you would only hear the world Paul come before McCartney and Bradshaw coming after Terry, but now, Paul(AKA'd as Jesus in some religious groups) has created something that cannot be destroyed by man. Paul Bradshaw. This fictional character has found his way into the real world with a mission that will mesh the metal genre with every other music genre there is. He only creates music that he likes. He doesn't care what you like, or if you like what he creates. He will always do what he wants to do. Matt Damon was sent to help him on this mission, but bailed to be an actor. Even though this happened, Paul Bradshaw still thanks Matt Damon for everything that he's done for him at every show during the song "Who We Are". Do You Remember Paul Bradshaw Radio?

Who the f*ck is Paul Bradshaw?

I'm Not Paul Bradshaw

Why is this Paul Bradshaw stankin' up my Myspace bulletin board?

Are you, or are you not Paul Bradshaw?

by TheWorld1 February 3, 2010