Postmortem objectification

A major societal problem where individuals are no longer valued as people after they die and instead are valued by society and the government as property, financial resources, and or objects

An example of postmortem objectification is when grave robbery laws treat deceased people as property instead of people, which can be inferred from language used in the laws and whether the penalty for committing the crime is more similar to that area’s laws about abduction or theft.

by Vanguard 1998 February 21, 2022

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

The Possum

A man masturbating while hanging upside down.

Fredo: Vic, why are you hangin' upside down right now?
Vic: Because i'm doin' The Possum!

by Neonkey69 September 23, 2009

Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.

Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.

by RocsGurl143 January 25, 2012

Sneaky Postman

When one individual defecates inside another person without their noticing, usually the anus.

I totally delivered that chick some sneaky post last night.

Oh man, I feel full.
You might've been given the sneaky postman.

Oh god, last night was messy. I think I received a sneak post on the dance floor.

by The Postmaster November 7, 2013

pish poshman

Someone who thinks they are, or is trying to be, classy or sophisticated. They are not pish posh but want everyone to think so.

"Beatrice says she is a firefighter and a scuba instructor. She seems interesting."
"Don't fool yourself, she's merely a pish poshman."

by jackiechanfanman September 16, 2015

Border Possum

A Mexican who hangs around the US - Mexico border, jumping the wall, back and forth. Until they eventually get caught by a racist white CBP officer.

"Hey! What's up, you special border possum

by denzelbuckley April 25, 2022