skateboarders, mall-whores
by Jamie Thomas August 21, 2005

Person 1: "OMG! Duality is like the greatest Slipknot song ever!!"
Person 2: "Oh really? Have you even heard OTHER great Slipknot songs like The Heretic Anthem, Vermillion, Eyeless, Surfacing, or even Wait And Bleed for that matter?
Person 1: "Wait...there's more than 1 Slipknot song?"
Person 2: "You are such a poser."
Person 2: "Oh really? Have you even heard OTHER great Slipknot songs like The Heretic Anthem, Vermillion, Eyeless, Surfacing, or even Wait And Bleed for that matter?
Person 1: "Wait...there's more than 1 Slipknot song?"
Person 2: "You are such a poser."
by Kuro Fox January 29, 2007

by Zombieman July 26, 2006

1.Mainly everyone in the world due to aquiring infomation from their environment and outputing them depending on which they admire.
2.Someone that does'nt have a mind of their own and tends to follow the crowd;Someone that always listen to what other people tell them.
2.Someone that does'nt have a mind of their own and tends to follow the crowd;Someone that always listen to what other people tell them.
1.People that tend to judge whether or not someone is a poser are actually posers themselves by being those type of people who judge.
2.A person who went thru several labels without being constant(goth, thug, punk, anti-social, etc.)
2.A person who went thru several labels without being constant(goth, thug, punk, anti-social, etc.)
by X-X April 17, 2006

A person who pretends to like something they do not (a certain type of music, fashion style, etc), usually in order to fit in with a certain group of people.
Pop_Princess394: I LOVE HARD CORE MUSIC!!! Am I cool now?
True_Fan: Hmmm...something tells me you're a poser.
True_Fan: Hmmm...something tells me you're a poser.
by YourCerealKiller July 21, 2008

ok these definitions are allrigh but miss a few key point. a poser is a person who trys to conform to a social group to either look cool, get atention, or because they are uncofident. a poser isnt really what they are trying to be
a poser dosnt have to be conformed to any group such as preps.
the best way to spot a poser- a poser will allways anounce their group through acts, clothing and speech
a poser dosnt have to be conformed to any group such as preps.
the best way to spot a poser- a poser will allways anounce their group through acts, clothing and speech
i have a poser friend and this is how it goes.
me- wats up?
him- nottin yall
me- why do u talk like dat?
him- cause ima redneck.
(he wears the stupid confederat (sp) flag n trys to act racist. he wears alot of flannel and a hat that says eith "Git Er Done" or "REBEL REBEL REDNECK"
FUCK POSERS roll on their bitch asses
me- wats up?
him- nottin yall
me- why do u talk like dat?
him- cause ima redneck.
(he wears the stupid confederat (sp) flag n trys to act racist. he wears alot of flannel and a hat that says eith "Git Er Done" or "REBEL REBEL REDNECK"
FUCK POSERS roll on their bitch asses
by wat it do? January 11, 2007

A term to describe someone who is seen as a fake/phony. However, this is a term used mostly by ignorant scum bags who have a great deal of growing up to do. It's one of those words that most civilized people do away with after middle school.
Duncan Disorderly: Dude, that kid's such a poser, I had that look first. (his friend walks in dressed just like him) DUDE I'm loving the look! (they proceed to high five each other and let out a Louis from "Revenge of the Nerds" style laugh)
by I_Shot_The_Sheriff September 19, 2006
