purple poon

an urban slang term for a black females vagina.

"man shaunda has a beutifully purple poon"
"dude your mom has purple poon"
"i love the purple poon"

by Travis October 26, 2004

poon wizard

A wizard of poon;

A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"

has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"

Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?

Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard

by The Legit Poon King February 25, 2014

poon hunting

the act of young men going out on the town with the express intention of finding drunk, easy girls with whom they can engage in a host of sexual misdemeanours in public parks, toilets, alleyways etc

girl: hey do you and the boys want to come round tonight and hang out?
boy: no i think we might just go poon hunting instead, i heard some slags are getting drunk in the graveyard and one apparently gives great head!

by slag92 October 24, 2008

poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007

Poon Plague

A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.

Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs

Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague

by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011

puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.

I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.

by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017

Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.

I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010