Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.

Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!

by OranageHasu December 4, 2012

Pooping Friends Network

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.

Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!

by MeTheTree December 6, 2006

Dry pooing

similar to the act of dry heaving except the inability to poo

Man I had to poo so bad today but I sat there dry pooing all day!

by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006

Poking on me

When you harass someone on Facebook with pokes, the equivalent of picking on someone on the internet.

Guy 1) Whats wrong, you seem a little upset?
Guy 2) Aww nothin', it's just that Tom keeps poking on me :'(

by Alexiit101 December 2, 2010

pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

Poking

to insert fingers into the vagina in a thrusting motion.

Girl:Mark tried poking me last night.
Girl2:OMG, did you let him?!
Girl: Of course!

by breadandjam March 29, 2012

poking

When someone keeps referring to your faults while you're trying to or inticing accomplish something or even when you're just doing you. Someone who tries to make your flaws or bad habits evident in attempt to embarrass or bring you down. This doesn't have to be done deliberately but typically is and usually brings the "pokey" to contemplate what the "poker" is criticizing aka poking

1) When you begin to clean your room and your mom walks by and starts poking at how you vacuum or the way you fold your clothes. like bitch please I don't see you coming in here to help. Match up my socks or keep it movin

2) When you order a fatty burger and your boyfriend orders a salad - he will most likely start poking at your eating choices and habits. DO NOT listen to that bullshit. You are a woman not a rabbit. Top of the food chain - you best order the rarest cow with extra cheese and devour that bitch like it's your last meal. FUCK THE POKERS

by Luminati February 27, 2017