pooposterous

contrary to reason or common sense, utterly absurd or ridiculous in the context of shit

steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good

by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013

PooPooKnocker

A villain who knocks door to door leaving a bag of poop to upset his unsuspecting victim.

Last night someone knocked on my door and left me a bag of poop on my doorstep. It must have been the PooPooKnocker (PPK)

by Sally O'Malley January 24, 2014

Poopoopaprika

This is the name given to the tiny balls of feces that collect on your butt hair. Also commonly referred to as dingle-berries.

Kadie your dropping poopoopaprika all over my bed. It's disgusting.

by Whitetdi September 22, 2014

Pooposterous

A poo that is so large or messy that it defies definition.

Bill: How was that deuce, Jim?

Jim: It was pooposterous! I think I emptied my entire colon.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017

Poopoo head

Poopoo head is when someone doesnt wash their hair and it always smells lile crap

Dude did a hippo crap in your hair you poopoo head?

by Ploobs May 7, 2017

Poopootosis

noun
1. The condition of having a diaper filled to capacity with feces.

Origin of Poopootosis
2017
Coined by Final Phoenix to describe the "unnatural" state of his girlfriend's children's diapers.

"How can one kid possibly make something so foul.. And so much of it!? This one's plumb ate up with the Poopootosis." - Final Phoenix

by finalphoenix October 20, 2017

poopiostasis

Achieving a perfect state of fecal conistancy after fourteen days of MRE constipation - also see poovana.

I have achieved poopiostasis

by MREDude August 18, 2018