Politician

A coakroach that has devolved enough to be able to lie its way out of anything.

I walked into my friends kitchen, and saw the politicians scurrying to the base of the fridge.

by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024

Politician

A person with the desire and/or will to stick his/her snout into the “trough” of public finances for the benefit of self and to the detriment of society as a whole. Reference “Rats” in George Orwell’s 1984.

I’m going to be a politician and rip off all the hard working Joes and Janes out there.

by 1BigEck January 10, 2024

Politician

Parasite

There’’s still house full of politicians at parliament. Well serves you right for not calling “Rentokil” to clear out those parasites.

by 1BigEck January 10, 2024

Politician's thumb

The way a politician holds their hand in a first with their thumb used as the pointer, because focus groups said that using a finger was too aggressive.

Originally pioneered by Barack Obama, and used by most politicians since then who don't want to be seen as overly aggressive.

Did you see the rendition of Nikki Haley in the SNL episode of the Republican presidential candidates debate? She nailed the politician's thumb.

by Werdenschmidt November 13, 2023

politicaniggativinity

when two niggas engaging in political conversations find divinity (aka divine nigganometry)

I was choppin my nigga quaniggadris at the niggadeli and we achieved politicaniggativinity

by taniggalor swiggy February 24, 2024

Politicist

A person that is prejudiced against a group of people based solely on their political beliefs, leanings, Or associations.

If you hate Democrats because they are Democrats, you are a politicist

by PoindexterAlbert March 10, 2024

Politician

_noun_

(of a person) needlessly and intrusively bringing politics into a conversation.

I will gouge my eyes out if you bring society into this one more time, you politician!

by KannaKandy February 3, 2025