when a guy is so drunk that when he goes to take a piss, he can't control himself, thus pissing everywhere and anywhere around him.
"last night, my roomate went out to a bar, and this morning i found out that he had been painting the walls.
by T. O'Mally April 14, 2009
Get the painting the walls mug.When a man removes his trousers and a woman lays on the floor. The said man will rest his pubicle sack upon the forehead of the female, gooch hovered over mouth. The female will then proceed to put condiments of different colors into her mouth, and then lick the gooch of the male. The woman will create a colorful masterpiece that would put Michaelangelo to shame.
Today in painting 201 we will be painting daddy's ceiling, pair up and males remove their pants, ladies assume the position.
by Constible Dankington April 29, 2009
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Coming from letters FP which means 'full penetration'.
Said by Mike when he banged Tanya in Paradise Hotel 2.
Coming from letters FP which means 'full penetration'.
Said by Mike when he banged Tanya in Paradise Hotel 2.
by Rachel McPants December 15, 2010
Get the finger painting mug.Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.
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Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.
The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
See below for 'Dogging' definition
Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.
The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.
'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*
by Gr44 July 20, 2008
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Chris was pinting, and it worked! Chris and John are hoping to have a civil partnership by the end of the year.
by Peter Barnes May 21, 2008
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