When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.
by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008
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by Lexington Big Dick December 28, 2005
Get the Pokey mug.n. (-s) - an incorrect abbreviation for "episode" coined by improperly educated long island teens, usually in reference to DVD sets of t.v. shows (i.e. Friends, One Tree Hill, Grey's Anatomy).
v. (-d, -ing) - the act of watching an episode of such a t.v. show, usually only used in verb form with the phrase "pode it up".
v. (-d, -ing) - the act of watching an episode of such a t.v. show, usually only used in verb form with the phrase "pode it up".
"We watch way too much t.v. in our dorm room, we watched 9 podes of Friends so far today."
"Guys I need to relax, wanna pode it up?"
"Guys I need to relax, wanna pode it up?"
by alfredojensen March 11, 2009
Get the pode mug.The act of being pooey, can be used to describe how much someone sucks by saying how pooey they are, or how much pooeyness they have.
by Chloe1265 May 24, 2005
Get the pooeyness mug.The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
by PokeyMassiv March 1, 2009
Get the Pokey Bum Wank mug.A word used to define a buddy, pal or friend. Said at the end of a sentence, usually said with stress on the "der". Most commonly used in private prep schools.
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