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Ploos

This is the Afrikaans word to describe the space between the anus and scrotum. In English, this would be a more descriptive word for the perineum.
My oh my, my ploos sure is itchy.

Jy is nee a doos nie, jy is a ploos.
by KG_1234 May 11, 2011
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plopsy

A term of endearment for those of a swarthy nature.
Hello my plopsy! How many slags did you chuck out tonight?
by Louise Ann Fox January 23, 2007
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Pittsburgh Plopper

A sexual act composed of four main actions.

Prerequisites:
    a) One constipated person (male or female) and a consenting sexual partner.
    b) A penis or other phallicaly shaped object. (ie. dildo, ketchup bottle, or rubber fist)   

1. In the doggy style position, the constipated individual will receive their partners phallus or object within their constipated lower bowels and begin anal intercourse.

2. Upon reaching climax and sufficient stool loosening, the object shall be removed from the constipated anus. Simultaneously upon removal, the partner shall attempt to catch any of the expelled doo-doo.

3. After collecting as much of the acrid heaping mess which speweth from the constipated colon, the partner shall raise said mess high above their partner. While this is occuring, the no longer constipated party shall shift their body from the doggy style position to an "indian" style seated position directly underneath their partner's hands.

4. Lastly, the hulking mound of turd will be released high over head of the person sitting "indian" style. The excrement crashing towards the seated person should gain enough momentum and speed so that an audible *Plop* can be heard as it makes contact with the top of the head.
"Nothing quite remoisturizes the scalp like a Pittsburgh Plopper"
by Pittsburgh Pat December 15, 2012
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Plopp

Is Corey.
Plopp is a swedish chocolate bar.

Also known as Corey
in a sentence "Hey Plopp" or "Hey Plopp face"
by AmazingLovelyGirl March 12, 2009
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plop on the horse

Meaning "to leave," usually used at the end of a conversation. Originates in the idea of "plopping down" on a horse in order to ride back to one's home. "Down" is usually eliminated, although on occasion it is heard.
Joe: ...and then Barb told me that the bricks had been there the whole time.
Jim: Interesting. Well, it's getting pretty late--it's probably time for me to plop on the horse.
Joe: All right, see you later.
Jim: Yup, goodbye.
by Barock August 22, 2004
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Ploose

A term used to describe an alpha male. Plooses can be found anywhere in modern day culture, but due to their hyper-sexual nature & low self-esteem, they are more likely to be found in social settings. They can readily be picked out by their posturing. Most often these men stand with arms extended outward portraying the "invisible lat" or invisible latissimus dorsi muscle in the arm.
"That guy just shouldered me man!"

"That's not a guy...that's a ploose. Look at him ploosing it up..."
by metropolism39 October 16, 2008
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Plonski

(Verb)

- the act of porking someone while they are blackout status so that they wont know what hit them the next morning

Plonskied

(past tense)
" she just took another shot, i think i might plonski her tonight

(wakes up with no clothes on) " I think i just got plosnkied "
by plonskied April 23, 2011
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