Rage-piss

The act of being so pissed off you lose all control of your bodily functions, particularly bladder control. Also accompanied by rage defecating and rage crying.

It happens when a gamer dies in game that they were very in to.

Person 1: *dies*

Person 2: Isn't that the sixth time you've died?

Person 1: *rage-pisses himself*

Person 2: It's everywhere!!

by TheMisterRazi September 27, 2010

smack the piss

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.

Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??

by markuz August 24, 2005

Who Ate All The Pies

Something you might chant insultingly at a fat person

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!

by MB October 30, 2004

pikesh

A cool, tranquil and seren behaving creature. It is used as an synonym for a Cool Cat with a zen like behavior.

Pikesh originates from Piz Kesch, a mountain in Switzerland.

The shape and location of the mountain inspires serenity and tranquility. The name of the mountain is used by natives for a long time to classify someone as standing above the world.

His advise is pikesh - non material advise.
You act pikesh - you are acting cool.
He is a pikesh friend - a 'cool dude'
Are you pikeshing again - are you just enjoying life.

by Adi Luz January 15, 2007

piss orgasm

feeling nearly as good as an orgasm while ur pissing

ohh i had the best piss orgasm this morning

by wooCha October 4, 2003

Piss-bead

Term invented at Reading festival 1998. Refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his penis, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. As a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. Most noticeable on chino-style trousers.

" ere john, there's a fair few piss-beads on your strides"

by Tawdry quacks October 16, 2013

piss cancel

When you cancel the piss animation by beginning to masturbate.

Damn, he's taking so long in the bathroom, does he even know how to piss cancel?

by redsleepinggrass September 29, 2021