picnic

when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor
Sam and I had a picnic last night so my neighbors wouldn't know we fucked.
by iowapete February 21, 2020
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Picnic

When more than one Snack (beautiful person) gathers together at a time. A group of Snacks is a picnic.
“Damn Janet, look at those absolute snacks over there!” - Sharon.
Mmhmm yeah honey, that’s a picnic for sure” - Janet.
by Mangooossh May 01, 2018
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Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
by FannyMallet81 January 28, 2022
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Jo: you wanna have a picnic Lauren?
Lauren: NO
by REB7293_2223hfje September 16, 2020
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PICNIC

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC
by Purdey November 06, 2023
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Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars
Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic
by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020
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Slick Picnic

The act of smearing your man's naked chest with lube and eating lunch off of his glistening, lubed up abs while jerking him off
Dominic gave me a Slick Picnic last night for my birthday
by HoagieSupreme June 21, 2018
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