Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 12, 2012
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Phasing

Rippeology weather forecast. Two horny people, running from different directions, one from the west, one from the south, colliding into each other, looking into each other's eyes, and in a split second deciding, do I wanna get nekkid with this person or just keep going my own way? Nekkid = big snow storm. Move on = brief spurts of liquid that don't amount to much.
Wisconsin is due for a phasing this weekend. Either way, someone’s getting the load in their face, err driveway.
by Dirty Effing Hippie December 06, 2023
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Fringe Phase

When you do certain things in life that seem clever, cool and/or trendy but when looked back on later on, is extremely cringe, shameful and/or stupid
Remember in Tom's fringe phase, he stretched his ears to fit huge tunnel earings and tattood a ring of d*cks around his ankle.
by Twi66y December 23, 2021
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arbuckle phase

to be drawn to women, due to puberty.
to be drawn to women.
"hey bro i'm going through my arbuckle phase"
by trainfan February 22, 2025
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Self destruction phase

The "Self destruction phase" is a phase in which people suddenly become distant or plain assholes with multiple of their so-called friends. This typically happens in High School.
Girl 1: Why has Abby been saying weird things to me and leaving me on read?
Girl 2: I heard she was in the Self destruction phase.
by LinkCanBackflip November 06, 2019
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