Pet Dragon

This is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise cock block. It can occassionally be distracted by Dragon Bait or (s)laid by a Dragon Hunter using his trusty Dragon (S)layer sword or lance

Man, check out Andrea.
No Dick, I'm not killing her pet dragon for you.

by goldenwyrm June 6, 2009

Teachers Pet

A student who is supposedly highly thought of,but is really looked down on,when teachers have their own little gossip.A student who probably has family problems,and feels the need to improve themself,without realising how they really look.

Everyone hated the teachers pet types,but also felt sorry for them.

by SomeoneNew November 15, 2012

chia pet

Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.

That Waldo........is he a Chia Pet, or what?

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

chest pet

The tuft of hair that sticks out of a man's shirt when one button is left open. If it's really nasty, it will stick out of the top of a t-
shirt collar resembling a pet snuggling in a blanket.

Joe brings his chest pet to work everyday despite the company policy of no pets allowed.

by mikew5205 August 30, 2010

pet peeve

a complaint or annoyance.

Dirty dishes in restaurants are my pet peeve.

girls who act like they're hot,but their not, is my pet peeve

by neboboi April 25, 2010

Pet Please

The opposite of a pet peeve. These are your life's simple pleasures i.e. things that please you.

One of my pet pleases is having a good hair day.

by A3DFXx December 24, 2008

Pet Society

Although this Facebook-based game should be considered one of the most girly, depravingly gay things ever concocted for the pop culture obsessed tween female genre, it is as addictive as heroin and almost as entertaining as getting into a jeep and running people down, obsessing over Grand Theft Auto.

Pet Society is so addictive I stopped drinking water for half a day playing it and ended up in the hospital.

by Hexenhammer December 28, 2009