mikew5205's definitions

corn star

a girl who jams corn on the cob into her pussy to get off.

Last night my girl fucked herself with some corn on the cob. She's a real corn star!

by mikew5205 September 23, 2010

chest pet

The tuft of hair that sticks out of a man's shirt when one button is left open. If it's really nasty, it will stick out of the top of a t-
shirt collar resembling a pet snuggling in a blanket.

Joe brings his chest pet to work everyday despite the company policy of no pets allowed.

by mikew5205 August 30, 2010