goldenwyrm's definitions

Pet Dragon

This is the brutish overweight girlfriend of the hot chick, generally used to dissuade squirrel chasers and otherwise cock block. It can occassionally be distracted by Dragon Bait or (s)laid by a Dragon Hunter using his trusty Dragon (S)layer sword or lance

Man, check out Andrea.
No Dick, I'm not killing her pet dragon for you.

by goldenwyrm June 6, 2009

Dragon Bait

The unsuspecting wingman used to draw the attention of the hot chick's extrememly overweight/ugly girlfriend

Dude, you went out with john last night?
That girl he wants has a pet dragon.
You were Dragon Bait.

by goldenwyrm June 6, 2009