Peruso

a retardedly good-looking member of the human race.

"Wow, is that.... A PERUSO!?!"
..."Man, did you just pee your pants again???"
...."I can't help it! I pee when I get excited!"

by ciaosonoc February 7, 2010

asian persuasion

A vietnamese and half japanese token asian girls just trying to stay alive by all means possible.

Some believe they may be EVIL. There is no scientific proof for these assumptions.

Somedays they can be seen in their other identities: a hamster and a bird.

They tend to love opening the mind, smoke a DEATH amount of stoges, and discuss different conspiracy theories.

ap-we got 5 on it!
others- oh nice!
ap- oh I think we lost it... oh man.... this sucks.
others- oh no dudes its all good.
ap- sweet, we got you some other time though
others- fo sho fo sho
ap- eeheheheheeeee.... asian persuasion.

by purplebird27 January 15, 2008

Percussionist

A band kid, usually either really hot or really weird. Or both. (Stay away from those ones)

PERSON I: Ooh, look! That individual of indeterminate gender is really hot!

PERSON II: This is true. Though while I am forced to agree as this individual is, in fact, very hot, I must add that it has come to my attention recently that this percussionist is also considered to be of the weird nature.

PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.

by SketchyBee January 1, 2020

Asian persuasion

Someone who has a small tootsie roll

Nice on Nainggolan ya asian persuasion

by BenJJarvis February 21, 2017

percussionist

A guy who pretends to be a musician, and always wants to jam with them, but who can't be bothered to really learn to play anything real.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A percussionist.

by Adman12 September 23, 2005

Asian Persuation

The instintanious stimulation of asian gland causing panic and euphoria resulting in a dispersal of all bodily fluids through all available escape routes

Will Seymour was introduced the Asian Persuation and feces was released through both eye sockets giving him a chocolate eyeball

by ACM July 24, 2007

Pernus

An odd or deformed penis.

"damn, chad's got a pernus."
"how bad is it?"
"its fuckin bad..."

by DankAssKush12345 February 11, 2017