per curiam

The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.
Per Curiam.
You're an asshole.
by Lucinda G. December 02, 2015
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two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.
Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.
by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015
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per say

People who use this probably also use perchance incorrectly
Jim: Per say

Bob: Per se

Jim: Fuck you bob you dumbass piecashit
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Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement
Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.
by ColderWeather86 October 07, 2022
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Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.
by DCLacoste April 17, 2012
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Abuse Per Spam

Like 'Pay Per Click' and 'Cost Per Click, 'Abuse Per Spam' refers to the rate of abuse one goes through because of internal spamming. Internal spamming is all about colleagues sending unwanted and unsolicited information to each other.
Gagan's Abuse Per Spam has reached the peak levels now. We need to do something!
by KSS007 August 23, 2011
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Bricks-per-billyhood

A unit of measurement that measures how many bricks are in billy’s neighborhood.
How far away is the train station from Jenny’s supermarket?”
“It’s 4 bricks-per-billyhood
by Rayray0_o October 20, 2023
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