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perpin' the slong

Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.
Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.
by geniusH August 6, 2006
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perking

You perking on me, cuz yean even made the cd yet.
by Rawvera cracka J September 28, 2003
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Perwinz

fat, man-eating, Loud spikey haired penguins that feed off soles of mankind and asses that resemble that of a baboon's with the exception that a recticle is marked on it with the center directly on the anus. Term coined by the infamous rob o'connor as a hybridization of two of the most notorious |gAp| clan members <i>Pernz</i> and <i>Alwin</i>.
The central breeding ground for perwinz is Newark NJ because they are highly attracted to the energy output that comes from stealing TVs.
by Strider_X February 26, 2005
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Pegging

1. The sexual act of a male being anally penetrated by a woman wearing a strap-on dildo.

2. When clout chasing E-Thots try to defame an ex-boyfriend with a smear campaign on social media by claiming they performed the prior definition as to imply they are homosexual in a juvenile, libelous, arguably homophobic manner when said e-thot performs arguably just as obscene and extreme of acts to herself for tokens on cam sites on the daily.

3. A Juggalo's favorite sexual favor to recieve. Comparable to the first definition except a 3 Liter Faygo Enema is administered prior to sodomization and the only definition where any valid arguement can be made that this is a homosexual act is because the recipient is a Juggalo.
Violent J and Shaggy were both bustin' nuggets all day up in this bitch cuz a concert promoter hired a dominatrix to perform pegging on them both with an 8 inch strap-on while he gave them both handjobs and got a pair of Silly String money shots as a grande finale.
by Windleeffect June 9, 2020
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pegina

A.) An irreversible deformity in the genital region producing a small penile structure protruding from a vaginal cavity. These deformities have been known to grow as large as 6'4 middle linebackers.

B.) Also used to describe a magical, mythical creature. Believed to inhabit tiny old lamps, legend says when the pegina is rubbed right, a gooey substance is exploded into the rubbee providing them with three magical wishes.
"I fought through the sea of pegina to get to my next class."
by Ryan Nannee December 11, 2008
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Darius Perkins

by kandycoated November 14, 2003
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peggins

"Did you get PEGGINS of shazza last night"
by martin-andrew January 6, 2009
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