A person that resells 7 eleven products. Often member of the "elder council." Best known for his ability to resell 7 eleven products (especially jelly belly's). Charges too much money for "shipping and handling." Also was born with a strange genetic mutation that only allows him to move diagonally. Often called "Beeshop" (an intense pronunciation of the word "Bishop") or "7 eleven premium re-seller." Usually wears glasses, and obsessed with wearing lederhosen. Despite his 7 eleven reselling rip offs, you still purchase for some reason.
"That douche just charged me 20 bucks for a single pack of mentos, and for some reason i accepted. What a rushabh parasnis."
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