Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.

Donald is a pasty virgin.

by O’Bambi November 18, 2017

pasty prince

A white guy who is an absolute baller.

Back in the 80s Larry Bird was considered the best pasty prince. In the 2000s Steve Nash and Dirk were the top 2 past princes in the NBA. In the modern era it’s quite clear that Luka Doncic and Nikola Jokić are the top two pasty princes of the NBA.

by Dr. Glayvine August 10, 2022

Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?

"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their muck for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made me so erect he finds any warm pocket necessary to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025

pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.

That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer

by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017

Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”

Honey you need some pasty’s.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018