one who feels that you are friends even tho you only one time, eventually starts to suck the niceness out of you on visual contact
by R.A.P.E. April 1, 2005
Get the parasite mug.A female human who uses sexual advances and intercourse to lure unsuspecting men into a trap, to feed off of them. Once they are no longer satisfied, they move on to another man and the cycle repeats.
"Dude, what the hell happened to James?"
"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."
"His parasite of a girlfriend dumped him, the bitch used sex to keep him wrapped."
by The heartless wonder January 8, 2012
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Paradise Valley is a small town in Alberta. Where everyone is like family.
The people are close knit and inscestual . The people who aren't related are rich and snobby ass holes . Who act like the world has wronged them .
This town has no gas station or grocery store and is a really lame ass town.
The people are close knit and inscestual . The people who aren't related are rich and snobby ass holes . Who act like the world has wronged them .
This town has no gas station or grocery store and is a really lame ass town.
Person 1: you should date that guy
Person 2: no he's from Paradise Valley we are probably related somehow
Person 2: no he's from Paradise Valley we are probably related somehow
by ZamnBoii October 7, 2017
Get the Paradise Valley mug.Based on the film of the same name, this is when you get a new job and then one at a time you get your friends jobs there too until you’re all running the place.
by Mattefinished January 17, 2020
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Tantric Paradise is located in Central London and provides an unbeatable service and to meet customer's requirements to the best of ability.
Tantric Paradise is located in Central London and provides an unbeatable service and to meet customer's requirements to the best of ability.
by JadeP. February 20, 2013
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They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?
- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...
- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...
by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018
Get the Ego Parasites mug.Place where dating is easier for men. Usually refers to one of three locations: Latin America, Eastern Europe, or Southeast Asia. Also referred to as poosay paradise (more commonly used satirically, in reference to decline related to influx of passport bros and rise of swipe dating apps).
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