panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off

a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button

by Tha_Cuddla August 16, 2005

don't panic

there are really two definitions.

1. Catch-phrase from Douglas Adam's book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Deceptively simple to understand, and yet this simple advice really can improve the quality of your life if you choose to follow it.

2. First song on Coldplay's debut album, "Parachutes," and also the first song on the "Garden State" Soundtrack. A short but very nice song. When you hear the song, and then read the book it becomes that much better.

"In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the 'Hitchiker's Guide' has already supplanted the great 'Encyclopedia Galactica' as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words 'DON'T PANIC' inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover."


"Bones sinking like stones,
All that we fought for,
Homes, places we've grown,
All of us are done for

we live in a beautiful world,
Yeah we do, yeah we do,
We live in a beautiful world"

by soontobepresjoe March 8, 2005

panic! at the disco

An awesome elctronic-rock band that can really perform live from Las Vegas.

Kid 1: Panic! At the Disco is cool!
Kid 2: I know. Brendon really knows how to dance.

by The Delgeet Monkey September 25, 2005

Panning

A better way to soak someone during a water fight.

Lizzy loves panning people in the face.

by SpamUp___ June 21, 2010

Panic Monkey

An endearing term, usually self imposed - to describe someone who suffers from panic disorder and anxiety, but is self aware - and does not subscribe to the sometines patronising "inner child" mechanics of psychology.

"Yeah, i know - I'm such a panic monkey"

"I was just being a panic monkey, no need for concern"

by Dysonthemodboy October 11, 2008

T-Painism

A phrase associated with a lack of or complete disregard for the basic fundamental elements in Hip hop. T-Pain is single handily, or at least 90% responsible for any crap music falsely perceived as a form of hip hop by followers who claim to worship hip hop. On the contrary, these victims are brain-washed into believing that a three minute hook, simple lyrics, simulated techno, and a studio programmed voice is even minutely comparable to hip hop. And you can't argue that T-Pain combines a mixture of rap and r&b because he can't spit any real sh!t and his voice sounds like he swallowed a razor.

T-Painism allows shity artists to believe they can get a record deal and imitate hip hop while real artist like Nas has to dedicate an entire album over some bull shit.

Imagine a 10 year old kid in a million dollar lab recording his voice while pretending he has any more talent than in the shower. TRUST ME, YOU HAVE MORE TALENT.

by gigitygigity5146 August 28, 2009

Straight panic

the absolute terror a bisexual woman feels when she realizes she is starting to like a man

This was her first straight panic, and oh boy it was a doozy

by Jynxrood June 21, 2020