Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by landshark aka old faithful October 18, 2008

Paint Brush

The action of manhandling your own set of sweaty jewels, than proceeding to slide your hand across a friends face thus warming their face with slimy goodness...

johnny proceeded to bring his hands out of his pants, and paint brush josh.

by DatFlow October 6, 2008

paint job

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.

melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.

by Stantin January 5, 2008

Paint Ponies

To sMOke some Marijuana

After a long day of work all i wanna do is paint ponies

by Breanna T October 15, 2008

Paint Bomb

Paint bomb- When super amazing sophomores decorate a car with all the car paint they can find. It usually evolves lots and lots of polka dots.

At the 5k the sophomores paint bombed the car.

by Paint Bomber October 2, 2010

Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better.

It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.

“If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears.” Or, “I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.”
paint ears paint your ears ears paint ears paint paint your your ears

by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016

Paint Brushing

To have the penis dipped in paint and swiped across the female or male body in a brushing stroke pattern as if painting a picture. Edible paint or common house hold food items such as peanut butter or jam may be used

My boyfriend was paint brushing me last night in bed.

by PrincessNicole321 January 7, 2019