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Pardon

A word my spanish friend used to laugh at for some reason
Anyone: Pardon
Spanish friend: *Laughs*
by Strahinja.Anton March 8, 2021
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paeden

Oh paeden? Yeah she’s my girlfriend.
by paeden’s boyfriend November 21, 2021
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paedophiobe

Someone who is scared of, or dislikes paedophiles. Usually used when someone is aggressive/hateful towards paedos.
Look at that nonce,’ said little billy
‘Don’t be a fucking, paedophiobe!’ Replied tiny Jim
by Jemetailia May 11, 2022
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meta-paedophile

A person who is inordinately obsessed with the genitalia of vulnerable children, who damages their lives, causes them irreparable harm and whilst not actually a paedophile, to all intents and purposes is destructive in similar ways.
Because Kirralie frequently talks about the penises and vaginas of transgender children, and demonises these vulnerable kids, she is a meta-paedophile.
by mikey_bear August 11, 2023
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paedofriend

A friend you make online who is significantly older than you. Generally an older male trying to get it off with a teenage girl.
Sally: Hey Miss I was talking to my paedofriend last night on MSN and he wants sex with me!
Miss: That is disgusting Sally. He is too old and didn't you say he was married?
by heinouswench March 12, 2008
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Paedophile

Jeremy Corbin is a corporate paedophile
by Ebic person October 19, 2019
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Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011
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